Wait I ask God

I am a free thinker. But recently I"ve adopted a religion.

I frequently said this to my friends when there are something we can't answer : "Wait I ask God."

And "God" always comply and give me an answer, or rather, answers. Lately, when I chat with my friend Andy, I still always say "Wait I ask God." But sometimes he'll be ahead of me and consulted "God" before me and say "God said........ " God is soooooo knowledgeable.

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My newly adopted "God", is the "world wide web", or "internet". hahahhahahahahaha...