Frog prince fairy tale

I received an email about this fairy tale. I must say, this is one damn good fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little. I super like this fairy tale. Fucking good!

Once upon a time
in a land far away,

a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle

The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said : "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

ONe kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and set up housekeeping in your castle

with my mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,

as the princess dined sumptuously

on lightly sauteed frog legs

seasoned in white wine

and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled and thought to herself :

I don't fuckin think so.


Haha~! Ain't it nice??!