（新加坡）新明日报 (2007-07-09)
（综合电）‘鱼身热炸红烧，鱼头还是活的。’
台湾嘉义市一家餐厅推出‘阴阳活鱼’料理，当菜上桌时，鱼嘴仍会一张一合，结果被部分食客抨击其做法残忍野蛮，并向嘉义市政府举报。
而餐厅东主则声称，‘阴阳活鱼’学自大陆四川，又辩解推出该道菜，只是让客人享用鲜活的美食。
据报，‘阴阳活鱼’的原料是活鲤鱼，其做法是用毛巾包住鱼头紧紧抓住，将鱼身先在滚烫油锅炸熟，淋上糖醋酱汁后，就端上桌飨客。当客人享用鱼肉美味时，可看到鱼嘴尚在张合。
王姓餐厅东主表示，他在今年6月初推出‘阴阳活鱼’菜式，每条鱼卖28至38新元不等，客人须预订。
WHY would anyone eat that???!! WHy??!! How can anyone has the heart to eat a fish which is still moving???!!!
That is so god damn cruel!
Imagine YOU, one day, all of sudden, being abducted by aliens. Aliens who think it's fun to eat you while you still can move and breathe. So, aliens wrap your head with a towel. Prepare a HUGE pot of EXTREMELY hot oil, clouds of extremely hot air rising from the oil. The air alone is hot enough to burn... Then, DIP YOU INTO THE OIL until just below your neck! BBBBBZZZZAAARRRRRRRRR............................. the extremely hot oil engulfs you..! Extreme pain cuts in like a thousand knives immediately, right into your heart.. you cannot breathe... too painful to breathe... you feel your skin becoming harden... crusty... bubbles are forming beneath your skin... bubbles explode..... every bubble explosion is unbearable.... you wonder why are you in a pot of extremely hot oil.. you wonder what have you done to deserve this..... your flesh is losing touch with your bone... almost cooked... you think of your family... you will never get to see them again... then your thoughts come back to the pain... it's almost gone! because you are almost cooked, except your head...
Then...it's almost over... it'll be over soon... you are now being served... you are put on a big plate... wait a minute, it's not over yet... oh no! oh no!!! something is being pour on you! Extremely hot gravy! Oh no... the extremely hot gravy touches your neck, near your head... your flesh around your neck is not fully cooked... and the pain.. oh the pain.. you thought it was over... yet you feel pain once again..... you wonder why are they so cruel... why not cut your throat and let you die first....
Finally.. this time it really is going to be over.... aliens gather around you... they snatch your flesh... you can no longer feel it....... bcos your flesh is fully cooked.. your flesh separates from your bones easily.. but you can see it.. you see yourself being eaten.. alive... or half alive...? you can no longer be sure... your life is fading.. yet it is not fading fast enough... you still can see the aliens' faces.. ugly faces... with your flesh between their teeth........ slowly... they eat and laugh.. commenting on how you taste... some like it... some don't... some spat your flesh out... "my flesh..." you thought... but it doesn't matter... nothing matters anymore... you can now see your bone even.. cos they are almost finish eating you.... then a kid alien comes over... "it" uses a fork like thing, extremely sharp like the aliens' teeth.. "it" pokes you right in your cheek! Arrghh..... let me die... you think... let me die please..... but no.. you cannot die just yet... The kid alien thinks it is fun... it pokes that thing right in your eye next! and dig out your eye ball!! and the other come over and tries to pull out your tongue!! AARRGGGGGGHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh.............. slowly... you cannot hear yourself anymore.. finally... you are fading.. your life is leaving you... Good, you think.... good... may these aliens... go to hell.. ....one.... day...... so long... and you died. Finally.
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